Shrek meme
The ensuing battle lasted roughly 420.69 months leaving a trail of rotting flesh, puss and blood wherever the brawl wandered. Shrek and MHG met latter that day outside a local bar, both of them tripping balls on roughly thirty different hallucinogenics. Florida man (class type 10-50-60, but you know that) was the only being that had a perfect essence bearing vessel but his form had been taken by the essence of the Meth Head God (MHG from now on) also known by the name of Adolf Hitler.
SHREK MEME FULL
This was in service of the simple fact that Shrek can not manifest into his full power while limited by the form of his own body, as his essence is stronger than the vessel that contains it. The being chosen to fight Shrek was Vasiliy Khamotiskiy or "Dumpling." Shrek broke the imortal-postmortal wall on 2083, april 20th in southern florida. The pope was to late to prevent the onset of the Shreko-Euro wars, and so he went to summon one of the most powerful human beings at the time to challenge Shrek when he finally broke the imortal-postmortal wall, breaking into earth's plane of existance. These original copies of the "Shrek movie" where taken to the Vatican where pope Francis attempted to destroy them, however since the CDs where the first items or beings to mention or bear the name of the great ogre lord in a time span of roughly 70 millennium they where crystallized in an invincible layer of Shrek's semen that had manifested upon their surface.
SHREK MEME MOVIE
In the early twenty first century an entity known at the time as "Dreamworks entertainment" chronicled the early life of shrek ogre lord, these original copies where confiscated by Vatican officials due to breaking the imortal-postmortal wall upon viewing, so the movie was remade in the PG age grading rather than the more realistic XXX one. Shrek is also capable of entering a highly energized state of being called "shrex" while in this state he is un-killable by any weapon and will remain in this state until he cums in a virgins asshole, upon which he will revert into his normal form of a mere greater god. The first action of this creature upon being awakened by the first order of the occult hand was to go an a mass raping spree across the continent of Antarctica, the Carthaginians where decedents of the great ogre lord which is why Rome needed to wipe them out, as if the grew anymore powerful they would have soaked the European soil in Roman blood.
SHREK MEME SKIN
Shrek is a multi-universal entity with skin forged from the semen of Ricardo Milos and flesh strained from the primordial void, his bones are steel carbonated with the fumes of burning minorities and quenched in the blood of innocent men and women. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now".
He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. The following was found scratched into the back of a urinal located in the Vatican: This article contains content that is not suitable for younger viewers.